Monday, January 1, 2007
Into You Like a Train
While attending a New Years party with a few acquaintances Lionel was asked why he wasnt "macking" on any "bitches." Lionel stated that he simply wasn't interested at that moment in time. With that simple statement, Lionel was accused of being of the homosexual influence. Lionel decided to go home.
That evening, before falling asleep, Lionel decided to plan a rendezvous with a female via Craigslist. After sifting through a few ads in the Casual Encounters section Lionel chose one. It read "u must be around my age no older than 24 u must be safe and wear condoms u must live close 2 me this is for one time discreet nsa fantsay i have now thats it one time only send age loc and photos be 4 real." Lionel sent his age, location and photos.
The next morning Lionel received an e-mail informing him of the rendezvous spot. He drove there. Upon his arrival he met a semi-attractive female named Fiona.
"What's your fantasy?" he asked.
She took him to a post in her backyard and tied him up. She sauntered to the other side of the yard and picked up a bow as well as an arrow.
She shot the arrow in his left leg.
That evening, before falling asleep, Lionel decided to plan a rendezvous with a female via Craigslist. After sifting through a few ads in the Casual Encounters section Lionel chose one. It read "u must be around my age no older than 24 u must be safe and wear condoms u must live close 2 me this is for one time discreet nsa fantsay i have now thats it one time only send age loc and photos be 4 real." Lionel sent his age, location and photos.
The next morning Lionel received an e-mail informing him of the rendezvous spot. He drove there. Upon his arrival he met a semi-attractive female named Fiona.
"What's your fantasy?" he asked.
She took him to a post in her backyard and tied him up. She sauntered to the other side of the yard and picked up a bow as well as an arrow.
She shot the arrow in his left leg.
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